Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

Completely inflating your job responsibilities to anyone who has no chance of finding out you’re a fake. PGP.