If matching with single moms on Bumble makes me a pimp, consider me Dan Bilzerian. PGP.

Decided to just work from home today and tell nobody. Not a single person noticed. PGP.

SEC football was better when I was in college. PGP.

Just ate Taco Bell…sober…alone at my desk…PGP.

Corporate Lay Off = Unlimited Drinking time while browsing for careers online. PGP.

Moderately insane and getting more comfortable talking about it. PGP.

Using the Back-To-School section to stock up on office supplies. PGP.

When hitting that long red light in the morning means losing a good spot in the fridge for your lunch. PGP.

“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.