Celebrated my 25th birthday by swapping rental cars to get rid of the under 25 surcharge. PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Mentally checking out. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.