No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Connecting with the characters in the company training videos. PGP

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP

Men’s room stall ran out of TP so had to use a wax paper seat cover. PGP

I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP

My older co-workers are always asking me to “jazz up this Power Point presentation”. PGP.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube