This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

Fell asleep half way through Letterman last night. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

Power ranking the different departments at your company by their hold music. PGP.

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.