National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

3 years removed from college and spring break photos are still filling up my social media. PGP.

One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.