Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.