Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

When someone walks up to your desk and starts up a conversation while you’re clearly wearing headphones. PGP.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.