Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Having your coworker joggle your mouse when you’ve been gone a long time. PGP.

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

That 2 o’clock feeling when you realize you already lost your office bracket challenge. PGP.

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.