Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

Another car chase, another wasted afternoon at my desk.

Making the intern pick up lunch and stealing his prime parking spot in the process. PGPowerMove.

Boss gave me a sit-down for cruising Drudge Report during a conference call.

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

Ordering the full rack of ribs at lunch. PGPM.

The only other single girl my age in the office has a kid. PGP

“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP