I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

My work mom asked me when I’m going to start thinking about settling down #PGP

The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.

I just had to buy stamps for the first time in my life. PGP.

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

Shinola taste, Timex budget #PGP

My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.