The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP

Can everyone please put their phones on mute? PGP

Coworkers volunteering to show you pictures of their young kids in Halloween costumes. PGP.

Being told that wearing a costume tomorrow “while not mandatory, it is highly recommended to promote team building and unity.” $25 gift card to Applebee’s prize for the winner

Too old for the interns & too young for the widows. PGP.

Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

My parents were already married at my age.

Do all the work but receive no glory

Having more notification on my Dunkin Donuts app than on my Facebook

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.