Sometimes I use my coworker’s condiments, just to feel alive. PGP

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

I honestly had no idea that the company holiday party took place last weekend. PGP.

Regifting the $25 giftcard I got from my office for my birthday at the office Dirty Santa party. PGP

Debating the professional consequences of not attend the office holiday party

The annual “What’s your address? We’re sending out Christmas cards.” texts from your friends who got married during the year. PGP.