My girlfriend won’t wear the Star Wars lingerie I bought her. PGP

Congress passed a budget for the remainder of the year so I actually have to show up to work now. PGP.

Instead of a Christmas bonus the owner of the company gave everyone a cheap bottle of wine from his family vineyard. It tastes awful. PGP

Got $25 to P.F. Changs instead of a Christmas Bonus. I’ll take it. PGP.

“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Planning fictional vacations that I can’t afford

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP

“I’m going to need a few volunteers to come in for a few hours on the 25th and the 1st.”

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness