My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”

The after-hours janitor cleaning around you in your cube. PGP.

Being the only human in a meeting of 100+ people who is under the age of 35.

Accidentally started paying attention on a conference call so I’m typing this

One night of partying throwing off my sleep cycle for a solid month. PGP

Springsteen’s “Glory Days” becoming all too real. PGP.

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.