Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Office baby showers. PGP.

Waking up and having to poop at home and not the office. PGP.

Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

Computer died today. Got replaced with a Mac with a huge screen. Now the whole office can see what I’m working on at all times. PGP