“Sounds good.” PGP.

“Where are we at on this?” PGP.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

Got my friend a job at my office. Now I hate him. PGP.

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

The person in the stall next to you asking “Is that you?” and you’re pretty sure you don’t know them. PGP.

Preparing for an interview with another company while attempting to still look productive at your current job. PGP.

Immediately deleting any emails requesting volunteers.

I left my office wife.

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.