Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

Getting put down as a reference. PGP

Caring enough to get angry that housekeeping keeps moving the trashcan PGP.

Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP

Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend.

I have three bosses.

My ex gf got engaged last night. Thank god!

I used to listen to music, now I listen to TED talks while I work. PGP

The sweet smell of no new emails in the morning.

VP flies in and promises to take the team out to a “great lunch”; we end up at Olive Garden. PGP.