Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

Someone stuck a pube to the wall above the urinal and no one has cleaned it in over a week. PGP.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Is it a bad move for me to ask our new temp hire if she’d like to connect with me on LinkedIn? PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

The lady who just had her baby brought it into the office today. PGP

The fake hollow laugh you give a co-worker who just told a terrible joke

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.