Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

When married guys come into the office happier than usual I just assume they got laid last night. PGP.

Experienced a minor victory this morning when due to my savage hangover, vomited in the shower, but aimed for and hit the drain perfectly.

And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.