The grin on my face as I sneak into my bosses office to put my resignation letter on his desk #PGP

How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

My office used me be a women’s restroom.

I used to wonder what “your love life’s DOA” from the Friends theme song was like. Now I know.

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

A couple beers at work has now turned into me being drunk in a meeting with my boss. Wonder how this is going to play out. PGP