Learned to say “not my job” before learning what my job actually was. PGP

Realizing the grads hired one year after you have a starting salary $10k higher than what you make right now. PGP.

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

My Mom is more popular than me on Facebook now. PGP.

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.