YouTube has taught me more about my job than any amount of training ever has. PGP.

“Let’s connect on this later this week.” PGP

The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

I’m embarrassed by how much my team’s failures effect my mood the next day. PGP

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp