Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me please don’t talk to me damn it. “Good morning!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having “team huddles” twice a week that consist of the CFO reading Dilbert strips aloud, followed by brainstorming ways to apply these lessons to our work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s important to stay prepared. PGP.

Forever alone. PGP.

Don’t test him, he’ll do it.

Giving blood at the company blood drive, not to save lives but to get out of work and lay down for an hour. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My headset now makes me feel like a dog on a leash. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Forgetting your headphones at home the day your office-mate decides to have a 30 minute phone call in Mandarin. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The vegan to my left texts with his keyboard sounds enabled, and the nerd to my right breathes like Tony Soprano. Shoot me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems