Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My iphone considers this my lifestyle. #PGP

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

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“Is that wastebasket regulation size or what?” PGP.

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There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

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My boss calls me “princess.” PGP.

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When you spell a word so incorrectly that not even spellcheck knows what the hell you’re talking about. PGP.

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Being sore from walking nine holes on Saturday. PGP.

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Fantasizing about using your extension cord to choke out the bitch in finance that keeps requesting read receipts for every email. PGP.

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Only using your business cards to register for free lunches at restaurants. PGP.

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Getting called sir or ma’am by someone only a few years younger than you. #PGP

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