A litany of HR infractions resulting in you being eskimo sisters with your boss. PGP.

The pregnant woman in the office has complete control of the thermostat. PGP.

This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.

I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP.

1: “Turn that down.” 2: “Turn down for WHAT!?” 1: “No, seriously. Turn your music off, I’m on the line with a customer.” PGP.

Seriously considering purposely shitting your pants to leave work early. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.