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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.

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StayingLateOnFriday
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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I’m not too proud of the noise that just came out of my mouth because of the mouse that scurried by my desk. PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Fresh skid marks in my favorite bathroom stall. Day ruined. PGP.

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office_harlot
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

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lolnope
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Celebrating your 5-year anniversary at a company you originally considered a short-term stepping stone. PGP.

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kxg_pgp
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Spent an hour talking to our department SVP at happy hour last night. He introduced himself to me again this morning. PGP.

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Basil Haydens
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

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50MoreYears
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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My LinkedIn account says I’m an All-Star, but my bank account says otherwise. PGP.

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H.E. Pennypacker
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.

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Do Not Disturb
The Wall
May 13, 2014
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I’ve learned how to sleep sitting up. PGP.

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SlipperySal
The Wall
May 12, 2014
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