Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Almost got hit by a car walking to work today. Wish I had. PGP.

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No one says, “Good morning!” anymore. Just, “Morning.” PGP.

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Happy hour planning at 9am. PGP.

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Facebook making you feel better about your life and LinkedIn making you feel worse. PGP.

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Having no personal items on your desk so you can get up and leave immediately if fired. PGP.

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Fuck. PGP.

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Can’t update my iPhone software because my iTunes is too old. Can’t update my iTunes because my MacBook is too old. PGP.

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Being sore from putting together IKEA furniture. PGP.

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Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

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1: “Why do they even have the sort from High to Low option?” 2: “To make you feel poor.” PGP.

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