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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

#Lioning the commute.

APopham27
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May 02, 2014
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I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.

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Nova
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May 01, 2014
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I have way more money in my 401k than my bank account. They swore I wouldn’t even miss it. PGP.

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LaurCon
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May 01, 2014
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Dying a little more inside each time you make eye contact with a hopeful, eager interviewee. PGP.

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office_harlot
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Apr 30, 2014
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Every time my boss says, “Keep me in the loop,” I have visions of slipping a noose around his neck and hanging him in the supply closet. PGP.

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ATXCOB
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Apr 30, 2014
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My boss just asked if I’ve heard the song “What does the fox say?” PGP.

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Est_Baz
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Apr 30, 2014
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I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

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CorporateSigmachi
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Apr 30, 2014
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I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.

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Mary Swanson
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Apr 30, 2014
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I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

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Siouxsig
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Apr 30, 2014
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A tube strike is London’s version of a snow day. Except you’re still expected to come to work. And it takes you twice as long to get there. And people are more depressed than usual. PGP.

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RainingOnMe
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Apr 30, 2014
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