Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.

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How the hell did I ever stay up past 9:30? PGP.

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France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

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“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

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The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

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*An, and no. I don’t. PGP.

“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.

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1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

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Working from home = PlayStation 4 + ensuring communicator is always green. PGP.

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The only thing I have in common with my 18-year-old brother is that we both want fake IDs saying we are 21. PGP.

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