Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

My morning motivation. #PGP

Your fictional allergies “acting up” every time you’re noticeably hungover at work. PGP.

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When you say “EOD,” do you mean end of YOUR day or MY day? Because I’m checked out by 3 o’clock. PGP.

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Your couch and coffee table doubling as your dinner table and “home office.” PGP.

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Power napping at red lights. PGP.

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I keep so much medicine at my desk for different ailments that coworkers call me “The Pharmacist.” PGP.

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Happy Monday to me. PGP.

Mint being a real buzzkill. PGP.

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.

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Every Thursday, a woman I work with starts her emails with “Happy Friday Eve!” PGP.

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