Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Being able to tell if it’s your boss passing your cubicle just by the sound of the footsteps. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“No thanks, I packed a lunch today.” PGP.

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Scheduling your own dentist appointments. PGP.

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Took two vacation days and came back to this. #PGP

We don’t need no water, let that mother fucker burn. #PGP

“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.

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Being leery about ending an email with “Regards” because of the close proximity of the “t” and “g” on the keyboard. PGP.

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Totally regretting the times you didn’t want to nap when you were younger. PGP.

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Not correcting the coworker who has been calling you the wrong name for 6 months. PGP.

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Borrowing your friend’s truck to pick up a free futon you found on craigslist. PGP.

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