Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Pretty sure the pregnant lady I work with thinks I’m the spawn of satan because I told her I don’t like kids. PGP.

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Lady In Front Of Me Ordering 6 Burritos. #PGP

Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.

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Using ambiguous terms when talking to a client so you seem more important. PGP.

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Was told I was getting a new work space. They moved me to a storage closet. Office Space style. #PGP

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.

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Really went all out this year. #PGP

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

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The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

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The douchebag that keeps his protein powder and all of his other supps at the office so everyone knows he works out. PGP.

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