Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

One day you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for Spring Break, the next you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for their honeymoons. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “I wanna go home.” 2: “We all do.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Signed up for Mint.com. All I receive from them are “Low Balance Warning” emails. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

That heartbreaking feeling when the fire alarm isn’t a drill, but your building doesn’t burn to the ground. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “So how long have you been working here?” 2: “Too long.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Was forwarded a meeting invite. It started 5 minutes ago. PGP.

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My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Seriously considering failing the company’s drug test on purpose. PGP.

Post Grad Problems