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Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

I’m looking for a friend with competitive benefits. Less sexting and more 401k. PGP.

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401que
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May 08, 2014
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My boss forgot she wasn’t talking to her husband and accidentally said, “I love you,” to me on the phone last night. PGP.

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Pepto Bismol
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May 08, 2014
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Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

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stillanintern
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May 07, 2014
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Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

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BroToMeeting
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May 07, 2014
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Pre-gaming a concert with a nap. PGP.

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Abe_Froman
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May 07, 2014
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Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

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Costanza2016
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May 07, 2014
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Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

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whitecollarwarrior
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May 06, 2014
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1: “It could definitely use another set of eyes.” 2: “I have poor vision.” PGP.

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Mary Swanson
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May 06, 2014
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Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

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Jordanchase17
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May 06, 2014
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My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.

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HolePunch
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May 05, 2014
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