Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Natalie Dormer Eating An Apple In A Hammock Because It’s Monday.

Sheer terror. PGP.

1: “Going to decorate your cube?” 2: “Someday. With my brain splatter.” PGP.

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Wishing the price gun at work was a real gun so you could end your suffering. PGP.

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I guess the 10 stairs were a little too much, eh?

Here Are Air Canada Bag Handlers Absolutely Abusing Passengers’ Luggage

I’m going to cut the next person that says, “Welcome to the real world!” PGP.

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Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.

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There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

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Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

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A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

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