Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Faking an injury after winning a pickup basketball game so you can go out on top. PGP.

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Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

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My boss followed me into the bathroom this morning, then stood outside the stall door and tried to have a conversation with me. PGP.

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You can tell a lot about someone by how they handle a double-booked conference room. PGP.

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The janitor and I both stare out the window wistfully. I assume we’re both thinking that the third floor just isn’t quite high enough. PGP.

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Stopping for Tums and condoms before a third date. PGP.

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Wishing you could BCC a text message. PGP.

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I’m 27 years old, and I got carded for an R-rated movie last night. Not sure if I should be happy or upset. PGP.

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I share a cubical with my supervisor. He sends me passive aggressive emails daily, but we haven’t spoke in weeks. PGP.

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Assuming every hot girl that endorses your skills on LinkedIn is really endorsing something else. PGP.

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