Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The best part of waking up…is going back to sleep for 45 minutes on the train. PGP.

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I’m six weeks late…to get my oil changed. PGP.

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Your most positive thought of the day being, “Maybe today won’t suck that bad.” PGP.

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I’m seriously considering moving in with a girl I’m not that interested in just so I can save 50% on rent. PGP.

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My mom wraps my wedding gifts. PGP.

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Passing out after four beers during a World Cup match between two teams you couldn’t care less about. PGP.

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If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

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Just deleted a game to make room for a grocery store app on my phone. PGP.

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Pretty sure the homeless man selling newspapers outside my building works harder than I do on a daily basis. PGP.

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Not having the faintest idea how dry cleaning actually works. PGP.

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