Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

Every day feels like my own personal Fail Friday. PGP.

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My entire Sunday consisted of a hangover, seven episodes of Game of Thrones, a 12-pack, and going to a Chinese buffet alone. PGP.

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Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

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Picking up wine on your lunch break because you know you won’t be off before the liquor store closes. PGP.

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Only time I laughed today was in pity to a PGP post. Then realized, that was the only time I laughed today. PGP.

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Making a list of all the different lists you need to make. PGP.

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Reading articles about office productivity hacks with zero intention of implementing any of them. PGP.

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I bought a 12-pack of Natural Light last night, just to feel young again. PGP.

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My Bank of America account has three figures. PGP.

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My boss has called me every “J” name in the world except for my actual name. PGP.

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