Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.

Listening to George Carlin at work. PGPM

“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP

The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

The office Christmas party is on a Thursday.

Got chewed out for not responding to email over Thanksgiving and the long weekend. PGP.

Staff meeting Monday’s. PGP