I’m currently getting paid 28.25 an hour to watch netflix at my desk. PGP.

And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school

Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

“I’ll shoot it over to you now.”

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.