This weekend is the first of possibly 6 and counting weddings I’m attending this year.

My badge to get into my office didn’t work this morning. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. PGP

Nicest guy in the office with the angriest music

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

People think I’m growing a beard, I’m just too lazy to go buy razors.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP