Not looking forward to my coworkers ‘Dabbing’ this week. PGP

I feel like shit today. PGP.

Receiving 15 vacation days, but then having to burn 5 of them by default to cover the “company-wide shutdown” between Christmas and New Years. PGP.

Well at least there was no traffic on my commute today

My friends went to the bar. I watched Netflix the night before thanksgiving #PGP

“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP

Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP

Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove

Saving draft emails to send late at night to impress the boss with your overtime. PGPM.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.