I couldn’t handle Homecoming. PGP.

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Fell asleep on the couch last night while my laundry was in the wash. I’ve been wearing wet dress socks for 4 hours at work. PGP

Getting Honeymoon Snapchats. PGP

My work wife is almost triple my age. PGP.

Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.

What did people do before excel?

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.

Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.