Used Subway’s private bathroom, then walked next door to McDonald’s for lunch. PGP

Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.

Computer is getting too slow to pull off quick tab-switching. PGP.

“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

I left my office wife.

“Catch that game last night?”

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Regardless of the carcinogens in bacon, I’m not going to stop eating it. PGP.

Tired of renting but no down payment money saved.

I go home on my lunch break just to smoke weed. PGP.