I would be drinking right now if I was still in school.

when a coworker shows concern for your well being by saying that “you look dead inside.” PGP

Messing with the new guy. PGPM.

Getting blamed for other people’s shortcomings

Office mom brought Pedialyte to my office and told me that I should probably work from home the Monday after a wedding moving forward. PGP.

Ignoring the call on the first ring so my boss thinks I’m actually on the phone with someone.

My work wife just emailed me asking me why I haven’t come into the office yet. PGP.

I paid the wedding DJ $20 to play “Shout” this weekend. PGP.

Senior Managers asking for picks in the Office Pool. PGP.

One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.