Chris just came down and told me about his bowling league last night. I despise everything about Chris. PGP.

High deductible HSA. PGP.

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

Winter beard obscuring winter weight.

Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

Winter weight gain. PGP

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

That coworker who can’t stop talking about where their children attend high school and college. PGP.

Actually falling asleep during sex. PGP