Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

Beefing up the ol’linked in profile.

Became a manager for the pay increase. Turns out I’m using the extra money for food to eat my feelings.

My bosses little sister came in the office today… Hard 8. PGP

Realizing you’ve become your father, and being okay with that.