Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.

A week after moving I was told we are moving offices near my old place.

I’ve been here for almost two years and I still can’t really explain what it is that I do.

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

Finding out your ex got married by her Linkedin request. PGP

The new hires coming to me for advice.. HA. Like I know what I’m doing.

One night of partying throwing off my sleep cycle for a solid month. PGP

I just got, “nice sweater grandpa” by an older colleague. PGP

Fell asleep during the triple overtime classic involving my alma mater.