Already have my tax return money spent and it’s not even February. PGP.

Audibly saying “What the hell do you want” when you see an annoying customer call in #PGP

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

My dryer is my second dresser. PGP.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

Taking a snapchat selfie because you’re taller than the bathroom stall, only to have your boss walk in and see you because you’re taller than the bathroom stall. PGP